<html><body><div style="color:#000; background-color:#fff; font-family:HelveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif;font-size:12pt"><div><span></span></div><div>CLNW Member</div><div><br></div><div> Passing it along from the ELCC. I have seen parts of this before, but not everything. Thought you might get a kick out of it.</div><div><br></div><div>Mark</div><div><br></div> <div style="font-family: HelveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="font-family: HelveticaNeue, Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, Lucida Grande, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;"> <div dir="ltr"> ----- Forwarded Message -----<br> <font face="Arial" size="2"> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">From:</span></b> "Vegaskwest@aol.com" <Vegaskwest@aol.com><br> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">To:</span></b> elcc_org@googlegroups.com <br> <b><span style="font-weight:
bold;">Sent:</span></b> Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:37 PM<br> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:</span></b> [ELCC] ELECTRICAL THEORY BY JOSEPH LUCAS<br> </font> </div> <div class="y_msg_container"><br><div id="yiv1978522995">
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<div class="yiv1978522995MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;'>This
is a simple and logical explanation that everyone should understand!</span><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;'><br><br></span></div>
<div class="yiv1978522995MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><b><u><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;'>ELECTRICAL
THEORY BY JOSEPH LUCAS</span></u></b><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;'></span></div>
<div class="yiv1978522995MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;'><br></span><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;'>Positive
ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of
negative ions by retention of the visible spectralmanifestation known as
“smoke”. Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work. We know
this to be true because every time one lets the smoke out of an electrical
circuit, it stops working. This can be verified repeatedly through
empirical testing.<br><br>For example, if one places a copper bar across the
terminals of a battery, prodigious quantities of smoke are liberated and the
battery shortly ceases to function. In addition, if one observes smoke escaping
from an electrical component such as a Lucas voltage regulator, it will also be
observed that the component no longer functions. The logic is elementary
and inescapable!<br><br>The function of the wiring harness is to conduct the
smoke from one device to another. When the wiring springs a leak and lets
all the smoke out of the system, nothing works afterward.<br><br>Starter motors
were considered unsuitable for British motorcycles for some time largely because
they consumed large quantities of smoke, requiring very unsightly large
wires.<br><br>It has been reported that Lucas electrical components are possibly
more prone to electrical leakage than their Bosch, Japanese or American
counterparts. Experts point out that this is because Lucas is British, and
all things British leak. British engines leak oil, British shock absorbers,
hydraulic forks and disk brake systems leak fluid, British tires leak air and
British Intelligence leaks national defense secrets.<br><br>Therefore, it
follows that British electrical systems must leak smoke. Once again, the logic
is clear and inescapable.<br><br>In conclusion, the basic concept of
transmission of electrical energy in the form of smoke provides a logical
explanation of the mysteries of electrical components especially British units
manufactured by Joseph Lucas, Ltd.<br><br>And remember: “A gentleman does not
motor about after dark.”<br><br>Joseph Lucas “The Prince of
Darkness”<br>1842-1903<br><br>A few Lucas quips:<br><br>The Lucas motto: “Get
home before dark.”<br><br>Lucas is the patent holder for the short
circuit.<br><br>Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.<br><br>Lucas -
Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.<br><br>The three-position Lucas
switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. </span><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;'></span></div>
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<div class="yiv1978522995MsoNormal" style="background: white; margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;'>The
other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.<br><br>The Original
Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.<br><br>If Lucas made guns, wars would not
start.<br><br>Back in the ‘70s, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and
began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which
did not suck.<br><br>Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? </span><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;'></span></div>
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Because Lucas makes their refrigerators.<br><br>This has been referred to as the
smoke theory when the smoke comes out its finished, cooked or done
for.</span><span style='color: black; font-family: "Arial", "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;'></span></div></div></font></div>
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